{"product_id":"system-you-are-a-high-intelligent-snarky-human-t-shirt","title":"System You Are a High Intelligent Snarky Human T-Shirt","description":"replace entire description with \"\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the ones who build. 🛠️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis isn't just a t-shirt — it's a signal. Wear it to the marathon coding session, the whiteboard session that turns into a breakthrough, or just Tuesday. ⚡\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Softstyle 6400 — soft, reliable, no surprises\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, true to size \u003cem\u003e(see size chart)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton \u003cem\u003e(heather colors may vary)\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and breathable 🌬️\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't iron the print directly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the dry cleaner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fine print\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed and fulfilled by Printify partners. Brought to you by Honest Impact. Blank product sourced internationally depending on fulfillment location. Meets general apparel safety standards. 🐉\u003c\/p\u003e\"","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":53083661271403,"sku":"20303438245014817607","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":53083661304171,"sku":"25379227198499804763","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":53083661336939,"sku":"28252972682359426774","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":53083661369707,"sku":"27282591829850937194","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53083661402475,"sku":"13301637021789206378","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":53083661435243,"sku":"77899816707396647496","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":53083661468011,"sku":"11593166536102741860","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53083661500779,"sku":"10070206796074482204","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53083661533547,"sku":"59873666803684075352","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":53083661566315,"sku":"15807987490592292028","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":53083661599083,"sku":"30235302489611989044","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":53083661631851,"sku":"25634505269290492442","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53083661664619,"sku":"63471646442659492174","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":53083661697387,"sku":"32788174241189371959","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":53083661730155,"sku":"15758024103485036971","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53083661762923,"sku":"45165074551112355415","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53083661795691,"sku":"11268851874638040981","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":53083661828459,"sku":"10047255019063861854","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":53083661861227,"sku":"32928608491975147165","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":53083661893995,"sku":"15061561325968270657","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":53083661926763,"sku":"31798367367511091735","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":53083661959531,"sku":"65345256814393927731","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":53083661992299,"sku":"56676869686103591270","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53083662025067,"sku":"27627630481587840537","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53083662057835,"sku":"25724637490247523453","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":53083662090603,"sku":"17141011163233206886","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":53083662123371,"sku":"48474167830132495268","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":53083662156139,"sku":"35656302063229887183","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53083662188907,"sku":"12149156936109626145","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":53083662221675,"sku":"22507414088884702377","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":53083662254443,"sku":"63319887850167151908","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53083662287211,"sku":"22504457138042353194","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53083662319979,"sku":"22079785760076297468","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":53083662352747,"sku":"25891886552623122400","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":53083662385515,"sku":"26207610029865394382","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":53083662418283,"sku":"98558032651022760312","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662451051,"sku":"24644553776906353650","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662483819,"sku":"53867065745760404643","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662516587,"sku":"78440949764427375500","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662549355,"sku":"92153761933787596528","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662582123,"sku":"29796627020239889838","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662614891,"sku":"23227123878457495662","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662647659,"sku":"13375282466919968407","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":53083662680427,"sku":"23647066014238434556","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662713195,"sku":"27124666169422911579","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662745963,"sku":"51821841141121129242","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662778731,"sku":"13225244853404038902","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662811499,"sku":"18344362327540488273","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662844267,"sku":"12550478800332500760","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662877035,"sku":"14683171777810997251","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662909803,"sku":"58361867119682368803","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":53083662942571,"sku":"23728111503039463565","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083662975339,"sku":"45311071172563961334","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663008107,"sku":"44433178039399581240","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663040875,"sku":"20455632794357249907","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663073643,"sku":"13792827785183042130","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663106411,"sku":"10803843785448033270","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663139179,"sku":"30269536062483696702","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":53083663171947,"sku":"35781170858996497479","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":53083663204715,"sku":"12870144767140751050","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":53083663237483,"sku":"15134756876311178474","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":53083663270251,"sku":"77721224033738952136","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":53083663303019,"sku":"13951420962848206499","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/5930\/5835\/files\/10233378540459944056_2048.jpg?v=1777251207","url":"https:\/\/strategicallydelusional.com\/products\/system-you-are-a-high-intelligent-snarky-human-t-shirt","provider":"Strategically Delusional","version":"1.0","type":"link"}